{"product_id":"funny-parking-cards-gag-gift-52506","title":"You Park Like an Idiot Business Cards (Pack of 50) Bad Parking Cards Multiple Reason Violation Adult Sock Stuffer","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny parking cards from Azabooti deliver a playful jab with style. This prank gift for him or her fits wallet size, sparking laughs while staying practical for quick note exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake a bold statement with a playful, tongue-in-cheek set of business cards that deliver a quick, humorous reminder to fellow drivers: you parked like an idiot. This pack of 50 cards is perfect for lighthearted pranks, party favors, or a novelty gift that’s sure to get a laugh while you keep things fun and memorable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat you get is a compact, standard business-card-sized deck printed on sturdy stock, designed to be handed out or tucked under windshield wipers when appropriate. Each card features a bright yellow header with the word ATTENTION and a dash of warning iconography, followed by a large, bold red panel bearing the cheeky message, and a dark footer for contrast. The back side presents a classic checklist of common parking infractions so recipients can review the reasons at a glance or you can leave a playful note behind. The compact 3.5 x 2 inch format ensures easy distribution and storage, while the two-sided printing gives you maximum impact in a tiny package.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey benefits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eLighthearted, conversation-starting gift or gag item for friends, coworkers, or carpool mates\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eTwo-sided design with a humorous front and a checklist-style back for added value\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eCompact 3.5 x 2 inch size – fits easily in wallets, pockets, or glove compartments\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eBulk pack of 50 cards delivers great value for events, giveaways, or personal use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eStandard business-card dimensions: 3.5 x 2 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eBold, high-contrast color scheme: yellow header, red body, dark footer for legibility\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eFront: attention-grabbing message “You parked like an idiot” with warning icons\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eBack: checklist of common parking violations (e.g., parking over the line, blocking driveways)\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eTwo-sided printing on durable card stock designed for repeated handling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare \u0026amp; usage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eStore in a cool, dry place to preserve print quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eDistribute responsibly and in good humor; avoid vandalism or placing in a way that could create unsafe situations\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eUse as a fun party favor, prank gift, or lighthearted reminder among friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re aiming for a funny icebreaker at gatherings or a playful reminder to friends who love their parking antics, these cards are a memorable add-on that keeps things light while delivering a clear, humorous message. The pack size makes it easy to share with a group, keep a stash for events, or hand out as witty favors. It’s the perfect blend of humor and practicality for anyone who enjoys a little cheeky humor on the go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc-images\"\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"\/uploads\/products\/5493\/description\/desc_1_c1eb288e8d0afe2b77fbc996e341a739.jpg\" alt=\"You Park Like an Idiot Business Cards (Pack of 50) Bad Parking Cards Multiple Reason Violation Adult Sock Stuffer\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"\/uploads\/products\/5493\/description\/desc_2_9c71aa05f7eab7a2cb167ad772eb6912.jpg\" alt=\"You Park Like an Idiot Business Cards (Pack of 50) Bad Parking Cards Multiple Reason Violation Adult Sock Stuffer\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoosts car humor with bold design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWallet size cards for easy distribution\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo sided printing for impact\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes parking violation checklist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact 3x2 inch card stock durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gag gift and party favors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWill these fit standard wallets or card holders?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes, the cards measure 3.5 x 2 inches, standard business-card size for easy wallet storage. They are printed on sturdy card stock to withstand handling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan these be used as party favors or gifts for car lovers?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. The pack of 50 cards works well as gag gifts, party favors, or small novelty gifts for car enthusiasts. They’re designed for lighthearted humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eIs free shipping available for this item?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAzabooti offers free shipping on select orders. Please check the checkout details for current eligibility and any regional considerations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@type\":\"FAQPage\",\"mainEntity\":[{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"Will these fit standard wallets or card holders?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"Yes, the cards measure 3.5 x 2 inches, standard business-card size for easy wallet storage. 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